I

have a set of used, defective ovaries for sale if anyone wants them. I sure as heck don't.

One word of caution: they will make you bleed to death. Okay, probably not to death but it sure as heck will feel like it.

I finally figured out why Los Angeles burns to the ground every year...

You have got to be kidding me...

At work I recently had a co-worker tell me about how she and her husband want to take a week off for a special health related get-away. What is this far off land and what kind of exciting adventures lie on the horizon for them? A big fat ENEMA, only the trendy word for it is Colon Cleansing. Isn't that an oxymoron? There is no such thing as a clean colon. Colon is almost a synonym for dirty. Even a week long enema isn't going to make that thing smell like roses.

Not wanting to be unfair and go off my gut reaction to this, I did a little research. What are the main arguments for Colon Cleansing? It will clean your body of toxins (which toxins?) and will remove years of accumulated fecal matter from your gastro-intestinal tract. That one made me think. If we are accumulating all this fecal matter, why can people in their 40s and 50s poop with no problem never having undergone this procedure? Shouldn't they be stopped up with fecal build up?

Several testimonials say that once the process is complete you feel light and carefree. I think anyone would feel great once a week long enema is over.

Remember kids. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Need a laugh?

Some days you just need a giggle. Today (and yesterday) were one of those days. My IA shared this with me.

Maybe it is time to revamp my scarf collection!

A Teachers Worst Nightmare

A teachers worst nightmare is losing her gradebook. I am living that nightmare as we speak. I have not lost my gradebook but rather the flashdrive that had all of my grades entered into the grade program. With 6th grade matriculation meetings starting tomorrow I need this like I need a hole in my head. It looks like I will be spending the next couple of days re-entering all of the grades from the last quarter. Someone shoot me now. Oh, and if you find a black flashdrive somewhere between here and my school let me know- it may just be my saving grace!

Thought for the day...

As an American citizen I have the right to detain you until the authorities arrive.
I also have the right to kick your butt, which is obvious your father failed to do.

Some more...

I guess I am just in a scrapbooking type of mood.

From the wedding

Deer Farm

Kensley's Sealing

I used 2 quick pages and lots of other resources. This is my new favorite scrapbooking resource- she creates BEAUTIFUL works of art.