Monday, March 30, 2009

I

have a set of used, defective ovaries for sale if anyone wants them. I sure as heck don't.

One word of caution: they will make you bleed to death. Okay, probably not to death but it sure as heck will feel like it.

3 comments:

  1. Wish I could help you but mine are just as defective except mine do the complete opposite. What if I give you one of mine and you give me one of yours, then maybe we might be normal:P

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  2. You forgot to mention that they come as is and that there's a no return policy.

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